Spring Horn

There seems to be a broken record playing on the dating sites at the moment. Its the same old classic , titled
"Let me show you your body parts " by horny male.

Heard of it ? I'm fed up to the back teeth of it ! It seems most males are currently only interested in what you are wearing, what they aren't wearing and what they could do to any female who shows them the remotest of interest.
Is it because the weather has got warmer? Is it like the mood swings us females get? Similar to the lunar "lunatic" cycle ? where all the Werewolves and nutters come out on a full moon?
I shall term this phenomenon as "spring  horn"




It begins with trading usual innocent messages, then they suggest chatting via KIK or some other instant message method. Then they decide the best way to impress you is to show you there manhood. As I have mentioned before, its not the prettiest male anatomy part and apart from at a strip show I don't think most normal women place any preference or interest to size. But these men seem to think it has special powers that will make you talk dirty to them and drop all your clothes on the floor to come see them in all their full glory!

Lads - if you want a woman like that look elsewhere ! I am not interested in how long it is measured up against your computer keyboard (Seriously I hope that man was using his own personal keyboard and not a shared work one! Or at the very least had some cleaning wipes to hand !) Maybe the world is missing the old Phone boxes. Its where you could find the business cards for women happy to take your cash to see your manhood.

Another episode of "how not to chat to a woman on line!"

I swear I am not making this up. Yet again the male population has succeeded in being classed as having a one track mind thanks to this specimen!
This is how the short conversation went: I'm in red, he is green.

Hi how are you?

yea your sexy

thank you

hav u got sexy feet hun x

I hate my feet ! Is that your fetish?!

i like them do u paint them hun x

I paint my toe nails not my feet !

yea what colour hun x

strange boy!

well what colour hun x

so the first thing you ask me is do I have sexy feet? then you want to know what colour I paint my toe nails?! Well I change colours every week or so.

really do they look sexy

yes

mmmm i love to see them lol x

Well I'm afraid you wont! I'd rather someone meet me for me not my toes!

lol i would its just i like to taste them x

omg .your not kidding though are you?

yea lol

do u like foot massage

didn't you read, I don't like my feet

my computer aint working rite

i cant see pphoto

well I cant help you there

tell me what u look like hun x

you can see the photos

its playing up

well you will have to wait until it works again

can we talk explicitly

can i ask u things without u getting hump i mean

what are you planning on asking? I'm not talking dirty to you, or showing you photos of my toes or any other part of me

ok hav u got sex toys hun x

READ WHAT I WROTE!!!!!!

oh ok sorry x

i will not talk dirty to you

what size feet are u

why?

so i get a picture iof your toes

At this point I did honestly think he was going to say "I've got some shoes I want you to wear for me "

Creepy !

Okay maybe I should have just stopped responding after the question about my feet but I was interested to know how stupid this man child was going to be! Apart from the spelling errors did he really think a grown woman was going to appreciate having questions directed at her feet ?! And then to ignore the sentence " I'm not talking dirty to you" and to carry on is just plan idiotic ! 

The thing is I get drawn into the conversation and do my best to turn it round on them to make them look stupid, or to just return fire with similar sex object stereotypical questions for the fun of it. But its a waste of my time, as these guys pea sized brains are clearly in their tiny tidy whities !