A Shaggy Sheep dog story

Ok so this isn't a first date story, but I was reminded of it last night. This happened with a guy I was dating for about six months. Now I have nothing against hairy men in general, although I prefer a man with less hair than a yeti! Unfortunately this guy had not only a hairy chest but a hairy back too (on par with a rug!).
I didn't let it bother me in general- its not as if he made it grow on purpose! Normally as his sister was a beautician she used to wax his back for him. Well this time he couldn't get over to see her so he asked me if I would mind helping him out by "Immac"ing his back!
Oh god the thought of it now still makes me gag! As a dutiful girlfriend I duly obliged but it was awful. The smell of the stuff is something us girls know and detest, but coupled with having to scrape off the long back hairs I honestly don't know how I didn't throw up!
I do wish now in hindsight after the relationship turned sour, that I had just maybe removed some of the hair in a pattern ! But contrary to popular belief I'm not that evil!
But I did have to work out how far down his back I should go- ie Bum line, and how high up his neck his back hair stopped and his head hair started!